The Great British Shake Off

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Cover image adapted from Documentally's gorgeous photo of Stephen Fry at Bletchley Park and is CC BY-NC-SA 2.0.

The similarly named Great British Bake Off is owned by Love Productions and bears no relationship to this piece of fiction.

Stephen Fry appears courtesy of my imagination and has not endorsed this endeavour.

If your copyright we've offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these trademarks did appear.
And this most ignoble theme,
No more yielding but a dream

Entered for #BardJam on a rainy bank holiday.